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BurtonReviews Justice League: The Justice We Deserve?

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(Image sourced from https://www.theverge.com/2016/7/23/12263366/justice-league-photo-dc-comic-con-2016 ) After a more than rocky start to the DC Extended Universe (DCEU), 2017 has been shaping up to be the cinematic universe’s best yet. Rising from the critical ashes left in the aftermath of Batman Vs Superman ( BvS ) and Suicide Squad , this year’s empowering Wonder Woman received glowing reviews for the first super-heroine to get her own movie. Hoping to continue this hot-streak, DC is uniting their most iconic, speediest, and deep-voiced heroes to create a movie that fans have been begging to get for years. Don’t screw it up DC. But what foe warrants the uniting of the fearsome Batman of Gotham, the Amazonian demi-god Wonder Woman, the fastest man alive the Flash, the king of the sea Aquaman, and the half-man half-robot Cyborg? A humongous alien calling himself a “New God,” that’s what. (Video sourced from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cxixDgHUYw ) And when t

BurtonReviews’ Top 3 Games of Sony’s Paris Games Week Conference

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(Image sourced from https://blog.us.playstation.com/2017/10/02/playstation-live-from-paris-games-week-watch-october-30/ )   This past week saw yet another gaming convention/conference go by in the form of Paris Games week. And with Sony promoting their conference as a “part 2” to their E3 spectacle from this past summer, plenty of juicy, eye popping, jaw dropping tidbits and new cinematic trailers have been released. And that, my friends, is why all of your YouTube subscription pages have been exploding with videos over the past two days, overwhelming right? But don’t worry, because BurtonReviews is here to help show you what the real show stoppers of the conference were. And what a conference it was, while not as (literally) explosive as E3’s bonkers-bonanza, Sony just knows how to put on a well-produced, well-paced, and well-executed show. With a gigantic video-wall showering down on the crowd below the best PlayStation has to offer, and that is a lot, the show felt epic, way

BurtonReviews Thor Ragnarok: Hold My Hammer, They’re Playing My Song

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(Image sourced from https://www.hdwallpapers.in/thor_ragnarok_4k_8k-wallpapers.html )   With Ironman and Captain America not only having the best solo movies of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), but just last year their clash created the best MCU movie to date, other Avengers Thor and Hulk definitely have something to prove. Being excluded from the afore mentioned Civil War, the old god of thunder and big mean green smashing machine have to find a way to upstage such a lowly squabble. But how? Enter an intergalactic gladiatorial ring of course. (Video sourced from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQVXIPVRbCU )   The story of Thor’s third solo(ish) outing follows most directly from the second Avengers film way back in 2015. Thor (Chris Hemsworth) is still on his mission to find out what his dreams of a burning Asgard mean and Hulk’s (Mark Ruffalo) disappearing act has landed him in a Spartacus like situation. But with the fate of Asgard, and maybe all of the nine-realms

BurtonReviews Blade Runner 2049: Flesh and Blood

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(Image sourced from http://bladerunnermovie.com/ )   When it comes to revisiting the classic sci-fi movies of the 80s, it never goes particularly well. Because of it the Terminator, Alien, and Predator series’ have all had their legacies tarnished as the good films within their respective catalogues are now, in many cases vastly, outweighed by the bad to gosh darn awful entries into their franchises, now forever leaving a bitter taste in viewers mouth when they utter each one’s name. But one sci-fi classic of that era has not fallen prey to the infectious sequelitis that has been going around. Of course I am talking about Blade Runner, a standalone cult classic that – what? They’ve made a sequel to Blade Runner and it’s just been released. People should really tell me this before I start writing these intros. So, will the Blade Runner sequel sully the reputation of its beloved original, or strengthen its legacy? (Video sourced from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCcx85zbxz4

BurtonReviews Kingsman The Golden Circle: Shaken, and Pumped Full of Speed

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(Image sourced from https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4485568/mark-strong-kingsman-the-golden-circle-elton-john-cameo/ )   Matthew Vaughn, the great kick starter of franchises. The man you go to when you want a stylish, action packed and compelling open to your movie franchise. He did it with the introduction of the new, younger X Men cast with First Class, he did it with a pop culture shocking result with the first Kick Ass film and its record for most goons killed by a katana wielding primary school kid with a fouler mouth than anyones inappropriate uncle, and he did it with Kingsman, the movie that cranked all the kooky tropes from spy movies of-old to 11 in a literal mind blowing spectacle. But while Mr Vaughn is an incredible director and surely could lead any one of these franchises to furious glory, he never sticks around for the sequels, why is th…what? He stuck around and is directing the sequel to Kingsman: The Golden Circle…well that ruins my intro abit doesn’t it

BurtonReviews Logan Lucky: Wolverine, Not So Much

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(Image sourced from http://schmoesknow.com/lucky-logan-international-trailers-drops/50710/ )   After spending too much time in the Ocean, up to 13 days I heard, and afterwards a long line of surprisingly sombre and emotional takes on subjects that could have been taken in the sensational and outlandish direction, subjects such as male stripping and a virus overtaking the world, Steen Soderbergh quit directing. Well, directing films, he directed an amazing period piece medical drama set in the 1900s as surgical procedures were only just being tested and refined called the Knick, but that was a TV show, so Soderbergh stuck to his word. Well, again, until this year with the release of Logan Lucky Soderbergh returns to directing (films) after a 2 year gap. Another heist movie, but unlike his Oceans franchise, instead of classy George Clooneys behind the heist, it’s a bunch of red-neck clowns with little to no experience of blowing up vaults between them. But, just as any heist has t