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BurtonReviews Kingsman The Golden Circle: Shaken, and Pumped Full of Speed

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(Image sourced from https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4485568/mark-strong-kingsman-the-golden-circle-elton-john-cameo/ )   Matthew Vaughn, the great kick starter of franchises. The man you go to when you want a stylish, action packed and compelling open to your movie franchise. He did it with the introduction of the new, younger X Men cast with First Class, he did it with a pop culture shocking result with the first Kick Ass film and its record for most goons killed by a katana wielding primary school kid with a fouler mouth than anyones inappropriate uncle, and he did it with Kingsman, the movie that cranked all the kooky tropes from spy movies of-old to 11 in a literal mind blowing spectacle. But while Mr Vaughn is an incredible director and surely could lead any one of these franchises to furious glory, he never sticks around for the sequels, why is th…what? He stuck around and is directing the sequel to Kingsman: The Golden Circle…well that ruins my intro abit doesn’t it

BurtonReviews Logan Lucky: Wolverine, Not So Much

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(Image sourced from http://schmoesknow.com/lucky-logan-international-trailers-drops/50710/ )   After spending too much time in the Ocean, up to 13 days I heard, and afterwards a long line of surprisingly sombre and emotional takes on subjects that could have been taken in the sensational and outlandish direction, subjects such as male stripping and a virus overtaking the world, Steen Soderbergh quit directing. Well, directing films, he directed an amazing period piece medical drama set in the 1900s as surgical procedures were only just being tested and refined called the Knick, but that was a TV show, so Soderbergh stuck to his word. Well, again, until this year with the release of Logan Lucky Soderbergh returns to directing (films) after a 2 year gap. Another heist movie, but unlike his Oceans franchise, instead of classy George Clooneys behind the heist, it’s a bunch of red-neck clowns with little to no experience of blowing up vaults between them. But, just as any heist has t

BurtonReviews IT: More Confusing Title than 'The Thing'?

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(Image sourced from https://twitter.com/iva0906 )   Come on Hollywood, it’s not even October yet and you’re already scaring the heebie-jeebies out of me with a remake of Stephen King’s most twisted and terrifying novel. Oh and of course it stars an iconic menacing clown to-boot; strap yourselves in folks, if you thought the scary-ass clowns that just stood on street corners and terrified the world was bad last year, thanks to IT, this Halloween’s clowning tradition is going to be next level. This is why I don’t leave the house.    (Video sourced from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkyXfpebihk ) The story of IT takes us back to the 80s, to a small wholesome American town by the name of Derry . Not much happens here, all the townsfolk know each others names, nerdy kids are bullied by knife wielding psychopaths, you know, the usual. Oh and every 27 years kid abductions go through the roof because a mysterious entity in the form of a pants-peeing-scary clown is gobbling the